Average Woman

Hi average woman. Let me guess your future...

• You will fall in love with the wrong man because he told you "your the only person who makes me feel complete"
• You will marry the wrong man
• You have sex with your man just to save a relationship, issue, or an argument
• You still believe him when he tells you he was asleep, so he couldnt answer your call
• You still love it when he takes you out on an adventure to Olive Garden (not knockin there food though, i grab it on the go)
• You will become pregnant, and blame your weight problem on your kid
• You will settle for good, when you could settle for great

Baby, if you want The Tour de Italy, all you have to do is ask. although for most things... you wont ever have to