Omg

As im enjoying a nice breakfast all alone, finally watching ESPN after the Laker loss, i come to find out that I am not alone. I turn my head quickly to see something huge chillin on the backdoor.

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This muthafucka was huuuuuuge. I got upclose to see that it was hairy and had a white dot on its ass. By now everyone should know not to mess with a spider that has a dot on its ass.

Conclusion: After using a whole bottle of Raid to tame this unkown species, i bagged it up in a ziploc. At times it looked like it wanted to come after me. I lowkey handled it like this...