Showing posts with label I Wonder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I Wonder. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2009

Whos goin Run This Town tomorrow?

Whos going to Run this:
  • Lakers Franchise when Kobe Bryant announces his retirement
  • The Apple industry when Steve Jobbs is pronounced dead (god forbid)
  • The Microsoft industry when Bill Gates is pronounced dead (god forbid)
  • The music industry in producing GREAT albums when Jay retires
  • The presidential office when Barrack Obama's 8TH year is over
  • The Airline business when cars begin to fly
  • Education when kids all seek to drop out
  • The war when Americans no longer enlist
  • Our payroll, when computers have taken over 60% of our jobs; and counting
  • But most importantly... Whos going to Run This Blog? When Xavier is no longer able to...

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Question:

If 3 dudes stay at a hotel room with a rate at $30 a night, they each paid $10 each. Then the front desk calls their room and tells them their rate went down to $25, so she sends someone up wit their $5. The person with the $5 figures he cant split that, so he pockets $2 and hands out $1 to each of the 3 guys. So if the 3 guys ended up spending $9 each that equals 27, plus the $2 the guy pocketed equals 29. Wheres the other dollar?


I looked for that joint under the couch, through the dirty clothes, inside the refrigerator, no answer...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

STOP

Why do people still believe certain things are going to change?
once again...

Things that will not end...are you surprise?

  • RACISM - are you surprise about the philadelphia discrimination? only difference this time around, is that people "accidentally" spoke their minds out loud. Only way to get rid of racism = everyone chills wit X lol
  • GANGS - Harvey Dent is the only dude that can save the world lol, not Batman
  • CRIME - While Im typing this, 68 people just got jumped/mugged/raped at a bus stop while drinking their coffee
  • BAD MUSIC - Its being played right now, and just when you think its gone... It comes right back. LF, Do the stanky leg for them 1 more time lol. However, good music may go away before bad music ever does. Reality
  • DRUGS - Im growing some in my backyard right now..how you goin stop that? jk... not an advocate of doin/selling drugs, just bein honest
  • DEBT/CRISIS IN AMERICA - There was a time where I used to believe that WE were the shit. Every country wanted to be us. Then i stopped believing hype, and believed my very own insticts. Katrina was what did it... yet we are still trying to fight a war we cant win? The Talibans love to die, we dont = enough said. Come take care of home, where some of us need government aid.
  • FEAR - People are still scared to pursue happiness, to become believers, to realize whats right. People are scared to loose what they dont have lol. Trust me, i spent my whole life searching for something that was infront of me this whole time. Im not scared of the future, the future is scared of me. Im doin good working hard, but ill be doin great when im chillin in Italy with a beautiful female putting a smile on her face. Stop bein a pussy! lol

i know i know, i missed many more...feel free to add

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Dreamer... Yet a sleeper, yet a fighter, yet a lover

"Last night I saw you in my dreams...









Now I cant wait to go to sleep..."

Friday, May 15, 2009

Genesis

I want to start off by saying I am not a preacher. I am a 19 year old who enjoys listening to music, loves sports, and enjoys the study of women. And is generally inlove with a female that isnt inlove with him, and it is not puppy love lol. As you see on the blog under this one I wrote about the Holy Rollers who crashed my sleep this morning. So that got me thinking about my faith...

Have you ever wondered how this world your in first began? As we were told, the universe was made in 7 days. One day God created light. On another he created water. Then he created a barrier between the bottom of the ocean, and the top of the ocean, that is now called the Sky. Then he created our grounds that was started off by dirt. Then he created our plants that brought seeded herbs and fruits. Along came the animals from the sea, the sky, and ground. And on the last day he created man and woman, known as Adam & Eve. Correct? ok...

This brings me a million question...
  • If God created the universe, who created God?
  • Who created the dinosaurs? Who came first? lol
  • What came first, God, or life?

Im not questioning my faith, but its hard not to when a lot of things are left a mystery.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? lol

Monday, May 11, 2009

Visualization

Out of the blue, there are times where i start cracking up at my own mind. I think about the weirdest shit at the weirdest times. None the less, im never slippin (had to throw that in).

I started to think about my future. Or, a day in the life of my future. I started off with a Saturday morning...

  • 8 a.m - get up and get my son ready for his basketball game, start by making him drink a glass of chocolate milk lol

  • 11 a.m - The game is over, my wife just now got here, which is why we drive in seperate vehicles. Woman will always be late to everything. everything? everything! (not to mention i gotta be there early since im most likely coaching the kids). But I adore her either way so we head for breakfast

  • 12 noon - We are at Coffee Co. (in Westchester, u might need to check that out) and im having a belgium waffle with a breakfast burritto lol

  • 1 p.m - We all shower up and I finally ask the most important question of the day: "Babe, where would you like to go today?" Watever it is me n the lil man will probably disagree but we understand its about making mom happy lol

  • 6 p.m - Im starvin like marvin so we head to Baby Blues BBQ (Venice, u might need to check that out). Then I ask my kid what he wants to do. He'll most likely say he wants to go to the movies, or go to toys r us, or chuck e cheese. But we'll probably end up going to go-kart world lol.

  • 9 p.m - My kid goes straight to his room to play his Playstation 9 lol. Me n da wifey jus chill n watch t.v. In the mean time im probably making her laugh, so she dont know whats going on in Prison Break season 14 lol.

  • 12 midnight - Go to sleep, considering my son's friends might be hanging out wit us tomorrow. Every kid, might wish he hung out wit us adventorous parents.

P.S... I will have atleast two kids, that was just out of the blue. I might adopt 2 kids as well, but who knows what the future might bring.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Skill? Luck? or Karma?

For the past few days i can honestly say ive been more than a generous individual. Example...I took my lil sis shopping for clothes, bought my lil brother an extra wii remote, gave my older sister some gas money, we all went to eat at Rainforest Cafe, etc...

So last night i get invited to play some poker. Im convinced I do have some skills in poker, but im not a gambler. So I buy in with $7. While everyone else bought in with $20 to start. It was unbelievable how much I was winning lol. I was getting everything, everything? everything! Full house, Poker, straight flush, royal flush, you name it, i got it.

Now im not goin get into how much I actually won but I won a good ammount of dollas. Which leaves me to thinking...Is it skill? Am I really that lucky? cause ive never depended on luck nor have I ever blamed luck for any of my unaccomplishments. Or is it, that somehow, someway, Karma can be a good person every once in a while. Is Karma always necessarily bad? Or do we just tend to realize the bad aspects about her? Like I said...I just dont understand women sometimes lol

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Present? or Future?

Why is everybody so cought up in the present hype! All everybody cares about is what they got right now, n what they dont got right now...What u need to do, is start thinking about longterm. Is the situation u in right now suitable for the future? I mean sure u might be happy right now, but does that really even matter? All i ask for is peace of mind. But...whatever it is that got u feeling happy, whether its lust/love, money, cars, watever it is, just know that it does not last forever. Kind of like a Laker lead...???????

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

WOMEN

Will I ever understand women? I mean...sure I know now happy wife, happy life...but Where do men stand in all this? Dont get me wrong, I love women, I love making them happy. But sometimes I sit and wonder...why every woman i talk to is NEVER satisfied?(Not referring to sex, cause thats something I actually pride myself in [not that i needed to put that out there] but actions have spoken for themselves lol) Were men and women meant to co-exist?

Im convinced all "shes" need one day, one date, one moment wit X lol

Monday, May 4, 2009

Friday Night Lights

This Friday I was working at the bar watching the intense Bulls/Celtics game 6 when I had an akward moment. As I was watching Ben Gordon hit another clutch 3, out of the corner of my eye i saw...something very pretty aprroaching my direction.

Now let me pause right there and tell you why I use the word pretty. To me, Beautiful completes the person with its personality after the looks have already been established. continue...

Now why was it, that as soon as she sat down and stared me down, i wanted nothing to do with her. This "lady" was everything but at the same time was nothing. Atleast thats what I felt. I take her drink order with the least ammount of eye contact possible and proceed to completing her order. I saw something scary, but at the same time lovely... I knew all it took was my usual bartender flirting skills to get somewhere, but more than anything, i was scared. I was scared to fall in love again, because I know wifey material when I see it. So my boi E tells me that "she" wants me to drop off her tab, and I insist he do it. When I print out the check for him every guest has a name, I labeled her tab by the name of "Karma". So I had my boi E give Karma her tab. Why Karma? Im fullllly convinced it was her Karma. lol

P.S. Karma stay your ass home

P.S.S I knew i should have not gotten a fresh cut on a Friday night

P.S.S.S Maybe one day it'll all make sense, N maybe ill give Karma a chance

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Are they Related...

Is it me, or can the Lakers guard Shannon Brown look like he can be brothers with Chris Brown???



Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Karma

This is continued from my "who i would like to meet" title...

I have absolutely no clue where this female "Karma" comes from. Where she stays at. How she was brought about. Or why she does what she does. One thing is clear, she comes around every single time. It never fails. (She definitely isnt H.E.R)

School Disorder

Im not one to have many disorders, if not any at all. But one did hit me this morning. Its actually pretty funny. This dates back from the Leuzinger days. When I read anything that is not of my interest, i tend to get a headache and become hungry. So I hit the vending machine at my current college, and eating that one little snack also has an effect. It tends to put me to sleep. So from there on it becomes a cycle. Any advice? lol

Friday, April 10, 2009

People im interested in meeting...

There are three people in this world who I actually sit and listen to their every word. Kobe Bryant because he is the captain of the Lakers, Obama just because his vocabulary is at a level that no one reading this will ever be at, and Stephen A. Smith. Im pretty sure if he and I held a conversation, it would later convert into an argument. He speaks the truth, and he just will not loose.









Im convinced her and I have a lot in common. Were both great actors, speak the same two languages (fluently), and are very intelligent in unique ways. We would be one sexy couple lol. Introducing Eva Mendes.

Another person I would definitely want to meet (right now) is HER. HER = the mother of my children. Just when you think you've already met them, think twice dunnie.

to be continued...

Monday, April 6, 2009

You Tell Me


NASA tries to convince me this is energy. No No No No No...Im convinced the world is ending in 2012. haha
Say this picture aint crazy?

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Energy Drinks and Sleeping Pills

This certain thing always keeps me wondering. Maybe because I hate cofee, and I dont need energy drinks. But I am yet to understand why people feel the need to have coffee or energy drinks to keep them going, then drop a sleeping pill at night to help them sleep.



Universal Mind Control?